Babeo Baggins - Pickle Juice lyrics

[Verse I: Justin Baber] Young vulgar black rap b**h About to clean up this scene sh** While you're busy catching pistachios Get the Theraflu this sh** is cold Let me know if I can slide through Get a shiatsu Fed tiramisu Belly getting big Don't give a sh** Getting money on the menu Ya mans tryna bend and snap just to eat where I'm at He can get on his knees and beg Come collect these table scraps The only n***as who still doubt us are deaf dumb Covered in dandruff and Cheetos crumbs (uhhhhhhh?) There won't be no screwy screwy Not with that fake sh** that phooey b**h you can get cancelled smoothly Deep up in the ooey gooey Don't drown hope you brought a buoy Eat coochie like its ya duty Rhymes from the medulla oobly Funds from a Nubian cutie I'm lavish I'm f**in lavish Glue rubies up on my b**bies Bathe in my ducats like scroogey Dates with Huey, Dewey, and Louie Wine dine sushi kombucha Custom Emilio Pucci Make a coat of you goofy b**hes Call me Devilla Cruella [Sample: Nicki Minaj] When I am a**ertive, I'm a b**h When a man is a**ertive, he's a boss He bossed up! No negative connotation behind bossed up But lots of negative connotation behind being a b**h [Verse II: Justin Baber] My team a**embled by Voltron We Jiggy like Ma$e wearing Phat Farm I get buzz like a bumble bee Fumble who Fumble me I dropped it just so I could pick it up But Imma run until I finish b**hes want style I'll show em finessin' Always in the gym so you know I stay flexin' Then I get away clean like I got a crest finish Like 2 Chainz I spend it Signed sealed delivered I meant it I pulla stunt and rip out the guts b**h you know no hesitating or premedin' My connects got connects like Knex they're magnetic Verbal exercise I'm athletic b**h you missed your time its too late I'm on fire like Ricky Bobby and you still playin Bobby Boucher A b**h like me you know a b**h gon pop And a b**h like you you know a b**h gon FLOP [Verse III: Babeo Baggins] A spooky b**h with an itch to get a lickin' Cookin up some potions in the cauldron in my kitchen Hanging out with goblins and goons And they howlin' at the moon like “Babeo b your newest sh** is over due” Well uhhh I been busy I been busy ya know I've been tryna get these features, tryna play a few shows In between playing Pokemon, watchin' anime, tryna get some money, playing boys like chump change Cause most of these fellas are just monopoly money And I am uncle pennybags tryna take all they property And I'm goin' round the board And I'm snatchin' up they hotels Then they wanna eat me call it ho and tell Yeah I'm a feminist but you can keep your flower crown I'm here to take the rap throne Be sure that you wipe it down It's my rightful place and my cushion is your face And I'll k** you on a beat to show you why I am your grace It's the B-a to the B-E with the O on the end And when I'm done spitting you gon' run and tell your friends Like, “it's that b**h Baggins she want your spot well she grab it And she got your shine in a duffle and it's dull cause she dragged ya” Like I'm SpongeBob dragging inspectors of my work Because my bars are so deadly have em' layin' in the dirt Fist up, a** down yeah that's the way we twerk Going HAM to De La Soul because my girls are revolutionary (natural) Curl pattern twisted tighter than some new savannah twists She got shea bu*ter skin and them coco bu*ter lips And I got that wet, wet Suction like a wet vac Hurricane p**y, finna need some home insurance if you really tryna f** with me Or my crew, because we got that new new Yes it's barf troop baby and we do what you can't do Double the vernacular of any rapper in the vicinity It's Babeo alien, elf queen Yeah you know you heard of me [Sample: Nicki Minaj] Is that wrong? For wanting more for myself, wanting people to treat me with respect? But you know what? Next time, they know better But had I accepted the pickle juice I would be drinking pickle juice right now