Baba Brinkman - Oh No! lyrics

Debecen cuando en la vida Tienes que sufrir Y no es facile! I lost the plot I f**ed it up I slept in I tripped up I crashed my car I dropped the ball I pissed 'em off I screwed it up Everybody hates me I got drunk I stared at her tits Woops! It's the absent-minded professor, forever stressed-out Runnin' around in a state of perpetual doubt with my head in the clouds With one foot on the ground, and the other one wedged in my mouth ‘Cause I had an epiphany; I was thinkin' I'd figured it out But I should've thought about it a little bit more before I said it aloud I'll be like: “Yes my friends, I've thought of a definite trend When it comes to gender differences between women and men For women s** tends to be a means to an end Whereas for men s** itself is the end!” Something never to say out loud in front of your women friends An improbable statement with a biological basis But I should've thought before saying it, judging by their faces But that's the way it is; my thought patterns scatter logically For me, “mind over matter” is a matter of policy I crashed my vehicle fallin' asleep at the wheel as I drove A winding mountain road the day after my insurance lapsed I shrugged it off with a nervous laugh I stayed up all night writin' rhymes, so I deserved to crash Everything I touch turns to crap, but it's ‘cause My mind is preoccupied with writin' the perfect rap I lost the plot I f**ed it up I slept in I tripped up I crashed my car I dropped the ball I pissed 'em off I screwed it up Everybody hates me I got drunk Que Borracho Mi Amore Drinking at the hostel San Cristobal Still stirring with delight from the night before We were at a circo groupo loco Drinkin' in the corner with my imaginate Una morena, ay mi morena Comin' through the door like slow motion and She looked like a gypsy girl with long black curl like “Vamos a bailar!” Then we break for cerveza I lose my cabeza and end up Kissing her friend on the mesa Pendejo! Senor cuervo Made me forget about the girl I wanted to know So I asked her for another dance She says “no chance Estaba besando mi amiga, que pedo guey” Then she slapped my face and she walked away Mi Amore! Por Favor! Te Amo! Lo Siento! Que Borracho! Te Quiero! Mamacita! Ayudame! Mi corazon! Dame chance! Una Jinete! Te amo mamacita por favor!