B-Ly & WillFake - What A Dame lyrics

[Verse 1 : WillFake] b**h, give me time to tell a love story with my glorious girlfriend One day, I went on a date in the fun way I didn't see her in a month of Sundays, I tried to convey Me and she went to a restaurant, puss eating but I was ignorant Then I reserved fresh orange juice, sh**, willfully squirted it to her formal pants The f** she was on period mixed with resentment We went to the hotel driving my McLaren She told me she'd not accept me as lady k**er like Lauren Mayberry This shawty seemed to have a duty, she smeared Dove night cream to her face that's watery While I drink Smirnoff, I smeared her with a putty *screaming* I said, “I do it ‘cause it ruins vision!”, she kept angry and I'd slit throat This made her cli*oris a fission (Phew!) But she wasn't dead, I placed her in a bed Flashed her in an a**, stuck a drumstick and dropped the ba** *screaming* Turned on PC and played a game, she said she was queasy with mouth agape I showed off my richness, I jabbed her with my agate She kept doing bad manners so I an*lly f**ed her with a hammer and a planner I said, “Shut up!”, and slash the tome on her ugly front eviler than Tom Hardy She said, “You f**in' fuddyduddy! I think you're wealthy and that's why I marry ya!” I'm desperated as f**, then I carried her to the Carry car seat And I slit her again with my stinky armpit (Ummh!) I drove my flivver to the savana ‘cause no one could be savin' her She said, “Where we gonna go? Will we buy some Campinas?” I said, “It ain't funny, hey henna! We're gonna sight of f**in' bad hyena!” She looked distraught and tried to break window, I forced her to eat the fishbone When we'd been arrived, I shoved her to the pond full of tuna and the frog like Zuma I booed her inside my car, watched this little mercenary's ulna was eaten by puma I boomed her, she died and I said, “Booyah!”, I went back in the midnight, I left her That was the rosy saga, ha-ha [Hook] What a dame, damn, women are easy to be flimflammed Every girls are same (what?), they are just the bane Bang them with f**ing clamps then [Verse 2 : B-Ly] Right on the bench, I sat beside the trench coat veiled wench Kinda wretched, I was giving her a bad wrench, boot over the fence Put this lady into my caravan, she needs chance to blow The fan was set ‘cause she's f**ing hot, “You're like a bogeyman that awaits in the door” “Yeah, I'm Billy from The Saw with the sweats over the pores, perspire for choking you, who*e!” She eyeballed me while I suffocate her with an electronic charger Before she gave up the spook, I bang her pate on the dashboard She said, “So this is your name?”, oh, she f**in' read my pa**port, guess what? I bend over backwards, snap and get her a** tortured She turned the radio on, I said, “Think you b**h if you do this, every Man Jack's gonna hear you screamin'? At least, I'll be satisfied for putting this cream in”, she's tryin' to leave I just make like I'm in The Purge mask then tell her I'd prepare the splurge cash “Nah, how dare you act, been dialing the cops, they'll emerge fast!” This dame grasped the baby powder from her Burberry, throw it to my eyelid So I'ma rape her, my dick's worth it, strapped her With a nylon thread as tight as the skirts of f**ing Fifth Harmony Grin and said I'd propose her in the burial ceremony, I told her f** her up to seven offsprings, I see her ovum's outspreading She said, “How if the baby's going crazy? I'm really lazy for aborting off this psychopath daddy!” “I'm gonna gash your f**ing fetus, fling the son or daughter into the shower, drown it till it cowers Slice the phallus with the bloody scissors, sit back for that body shivers!” That chick f**ing hollered like a f**ing pregnant pig, take her to the last breath Snatch blade, bat her messy head to the d**h [Hook] [Verse 3] [WillFake] Tomorrow, I found this f**ing new ho She used silver necklace and her shoe's gold She was catchy, I recklessly recognized her She was like, “Yeah, this man is damn handsome!” We went to the nearest villa and I started to k** her I trapped her into a wild armadillo cage, it was like a bruiser I put her out of it, she said, “I think you wanna kiss me!” I said, “No, you ain't a queen bee!”, she attempted to piss me like Andres Serrano Then she said she wanted to go to the Loo, but the hell she fled through a door I was like, “She ran? No!”, I shot her breast up like I'd be Rambo She faint for a while and I went back in my Lambo, I took a cigar cutter and others I supervised this b**h and when she whined, I melt her finger with that vise I tortured her for sure, she closed to her closure, humiliated and mutilated her Placed the parts of this b**h's dead corpus into fridge full of octopuses My father-in-law was hungry so I fed him her raw f**ing p**y [B-Ly] Realizing summer is the climate in this compartment combat This chick ate my f**in' cucumber and trade that in with her coconuts Abduct her boyfriend for the f**in' hostage, art on her belly bu*ton Spruttin' acrylic paint greater than Salvador Dali's moustache I'm playing in this beach, the f**ing sunrise at a messy Bali cottage She overs**ed, at one time she takes condoms under the goddamn pillow, I zip it down Show my Taekwondos using my rapier, zap it wilder Now the fact that she's s**er for soccer balls I ain't even believing she ever won this gameco*k, 10 on the score'broad' I'ma swat her out her sweater, shave this black sheep out the wolverine Bleeding over the Gillete, f** bedwetting s**ms She was egging me on, sh**, my urge never stop to a**asinate her Pullin' out her feces in a** but has come blackish angel in fact Stab her scoop to bury herself in that funeral But in peace she recess instead, ha-ha [Hook]