Woke up, broke down Boss callin' me tellin me I'm a clown, see I couldn't hold a conversation let alone a job So I should come and get my sh** before they throw it out Typical, I guess the clouds came back for me Couldn't run from the spell that's been cast on me Last time I got surrounded by gloom I was Lieutenant Dan drunk, screamin' at the moon sayin' f** it, let the lines be crossed Let's climb up on the roof and toss knives at God I don't need a mindless job I'm fine without it You can keep your nine to five and your high-rise trousers I got the fifth of bourbon on deck A contact list, full of homies in debt So when life deals you nothin' but jokers and holds tens We get drunk off that severance check, man It's gonna be a long one It's gonna be a lone one, ay, It's gonna be a long one, oh Drinkin' til the sun comes up, and I said It's gonna be a lone one, ay, It's gonna be a long one (So grab a couple of brews and come on now) Fell down, got up Found love, got dumped Cuz she don't need an unemployed punk runnin' round livin' life like the pile of blues records in his trunk It's a damn shame, but I don't think I'm gonna miss her She wants the dog, the house, to call me mister Ironically now she calls me an a**hole Call me at her job from the craft store Told me that I'm dealin' with a disease I don't wanna succeed Anybody that's ever tried to a**ist me gets it I've become a product of the slump Pig-headed stubborn a** loser of the month, yeah Lost cause on a castle of his junk Tryin' to sweep a mountain of f** ups under the rug Man I get it, all of this has pushed me to the limit So now I'm gonna drink until I'm spinnin' It's gonna be a long one I'm gonna be up all night It's gonna be a long one, yeah (x2) I'm gonna be up all night It's gonna be a long yeah, a long one yeah, a long long long long one It's gonna be a long one, ay, It's gonna be a long one, oh Drinkin' til the sun comes up, and I said It's gonna be a lone one, ay, It's gonna be a long one (So grab a couple of brews and come on now)