B.a.d. Big Audio Dynamite - Dial A Hitman lyrics

She`s bugging me again Run to use the phone Find and rent a hitman From the twilight zone It was good in the beginning But wifes become a drag Found me a solution In Adventure Mag Five grand as downpayment It`s just a call away Cheaper than some legal fee And they do the job today So if you got a problem Pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys From the twilight zone At the Continental Club There`s no extras for strip tease We`re the gang that Couldn`t shoot straight But we aim to please Viet vets and drifters Shell shocked from the hill At the Continental Doc Savage pays the bill Yah soldiers of fortune But we`re not mental giants But mister I must tell you Neither are our clients So if you got a problem Pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys From the twilight zone At the Continental Club There`s no extras for strip tease We`re the gang that Couldn`t shoot straight But we aim to please Did a job in Georgia Money in advance Fingers through the post With a chilling nonchalanche Seen some civil war now For the cash we took their lives Back here on the homestead Rich on peoples wives We`re eighties bounty hunters With comical ineptitude Modern cowboy cadres Guns and glory dudes So if you got a problem Pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys From the twilight zone At the Continental Club There`s no extras for strip tease We`re the gang that Couldn`t shoot straight But we aim to please