Aziz Ansari - Getting the Sniffles on a Flight lyrics

I gotta travel a lot when I'm doing stand up and I was on a flight one time and I had a bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this: (sniffs nose loudly) All of a sudden the guy sitting next to me goes, “Hey man, you gonna blow your nose? Or am I going to have to listen to you sniffling for the next six f**ing hours?” And I was stunned for two reasons: one, I couldn't believe he'd be so rude to a total stranger and two, I never heard the words sniffle and f**ing in the same sentence together before. (chuckles to himself)