f** you lost keys Carpet full of fleas Guy cutting down trees Phone book full of Lees Fountain guy who pees Woman on subway who doesn't cover her sneeze f** you itchy ear lobe Angry h*mophobe Alien an*l probe Clergy in robe Connection light strobe Rancid daube Government taking over the globe f** you land fill Dim lights, electric bill Puppy mill Dusty window sill People I'd like to k** Power of will List of sh** to do still Pickle and dill Bacterium that makes me ill Dick stiffening pill Short counter till Dry ink well with no quill f** you artificial flavoring Lack of savoring Every day laboring sh**ty first day of spring Swelling bee sting Monkey sh** fling Big a** engagement ring Girl who thinks she can sing Fat and happy king Like a bird with broken wing Judgemental little thing How much does a day bring? Broke tooth comb Prying government drone Everywhere I roam People living in a gla** dome Shielded from reality by steal and chrome Praising a destructive tome Ostracized ...alone f** you alone f** you drone f** your tome f** you go home f** you, just like f** this poem