xSpoken: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm Jordan, I'm Lee, and I'm.. And we are The Axis Of Awesome! And I'm Benny We've been a comedy rock band for close to 40 years now and all that time, we've never had a hit. Yeah but you guys know why? Why? Cause we never wrote a four chord song. What's that, what's a four chord song Benny? All the greatest hits for the past 40 years just use four chords, same four chords for every song. It's dead simple to write a pop hit. Just four? Yeahyeahyeah these four here: E, B, C#m, A Alright let me get this straight here chicken little. What you're trying to say is, you can take those four chords, repeat them, and pump out every pop song ever. Is that's what you're saying? Yeah f** off! yeah, f** off... Chicken little. Just listen (Journey - Don't Stop Believing) Do you recognize this? Yeah that is Don't Stop Believing by journey (that's a great song) very original song There's a few more that fit, check it out" My life is brilliant, my love is pure I saw an angel, of that I'm sure People k**ing people dying Children hurting hear them crying Can you practice what you preach Won't you turn the other cheek Forever young, I want to be Forever young I won't hesitate, no more no more it cannot wait, I'm yours This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending No love no hope no glory, no happy ending Cause you were amazing, and we did amazing things If I could, then I would I'll go wherever you will go And can you feel the love tonight And she will be loved, yes she will be loved Pictures of you, pictures of me Hung up on your wall, for the world to see Cause I can't live, with or without you Whenever I fall, at your feet You let your tears... Am I not pretty enough Is my heart to bro... Spoken: "Double time? Double time!" When I find myself, in times of trouble Mother Mary Comes to me Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner That's the way it's gonna be little darling We'll go riding on the horses Yeah, Yeah No woman no cry Mama this surely is a dream I come from a land down under Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Take on me (When I come around) Take me on (When I come around) I'll be gone in a day or two Save tonight (Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you) Find the break of dawn (There's nothing that hundred men or more could ever do) If I were a boy (I know she's playing with me) I think I would understand (Well that's ok cause I have no self esteem) With a thousand eyes and a good disguise Hit 'em right between the eyes Hit 'em right between the eyes Cause I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really wanna mess with me tonight Can't read my, can't read my No you can't read my poker face Come on Barbie lets go party Lost and insecure You found me, you found me She wants to touch me wo-hoo She wants to love me wo-hoo She'll never leave me wo-hoo Wo-ho oh oh (MGMT - Kids on kazoo) Enjoy yourself take only what you need from it Take your canvas bags Take yourcanvas bags Take your canvas bags to the supermarket Take your canvas bags Nothing's right, I'm torn I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed, into something real I'm wide awake and I can see I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm a bird-plane, I'm a bird-plane A mother f**ing bird-plane Doesn't that sound familiar? Doesn't that hit too close to home? Doesn't that make you shiver, the way things have gone? And doesn't it seem peculiar that everyone wants a little more. So that I do remember to never go that far, That's all it takes to be a star