I followed Artimus Pyle after a Lynyrd Skynyrd show We ended up at a NAMBLA meeting I knocked at the door and Artimus Pyle answered I gave him pictures of your kid because I hate him I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle The next day there was a line at your door Artimus Pyle was going back for seconds Your kid had a lock of Artimus' beard in his a** Your kid made Artimus' Saturday night special I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle Lynryd Skynyrd used to be your favorite band Until Artimis had your kid's dick in his hand