AxCx - You Sell Cologne lyrics

You have a mustache, you called me on the phone You wear a beret and you sell colonge You wear colonge but you still smell bad You smell like sh** from all the men that you've had [Chorus:] You sell colonge [x4] You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache You're always looking at your customers' a** A freelance h*mo, you tried to sell to Sears But you got kicked out because you're f**ing queer [Chorus]