Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our cd's—you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s—you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts—you're gay, you're gay You go to all our shows—you're gay, you're gay [Chorus] All our fans are gay [x4] You think you know what we are singing about—you're wrong You think we care about the underground—you're wrong You think we won't f** up your club—you're wrong You think we care if you like us—you're wrong [Chorus] If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke Or unless you got some d** to smoke When the d** are gone, then we are too Then we'll go back to making fun of you "But I've supported you guys for so long" f*gGOT!