AxCx - Your Best Friend Is You lyrics

No one cares what you say No one gives a sh** about Norway No one can stand the way you talk Except your girlfriend, the greasy wop Everyone mistakes you for a Jew Your best friend is you Everyone mistakes you for a Jew Your best friend is you You have hook nose like a f**ing Jew Your best friend is you You have hook nose like a f**ing Jew Your best friend is you No one cares about what you wrote You're nothing but a spic, a 5 foot joke Every show you book is a f**ing flop You're a f**ing midget and your broad's a wop No one cares what your last show drew Your best friend is you No one cares what your last show drew Your best friend is you You're about as tall as Tattoo Your best friend is you You're about as tall as Tattoo Your best friend is you Your favorite letter's F Flunk you, flunked out of school Flop every show that you do Fail every cla** that you take Friends, not one you can make