Awwwwdiculous - A Very Tennessee Christmas lyrics

A-Boy I'm tired of this northern attitude Everywhere that I go hipsters look at me rude I need something real, true Christmas spirit I'm gonna play this beat where I know they can hear it Yeah I'm taking Christmas down to Tennessee From Birmingham to Montgomery Happy holidays, that's offensive to Jesus Confederate flags, they're sure to please us Punch you in the face if you read the New Yorker If you read The Times, I'll call you a porker The South's the best place in the universe f** your alien nations and your leather man-purse Europe ain't sh** and the North ain't neither For our Christmas dinner, we deep-fried a beaver With some gravy on the side, here's some in a gla** miss We all love gravy that's the meaning of Christmas Chorus (All) It's Christmas ya'll, down in the south Come on in, to our rip-roarin' house We got food, and whiskey too It's a very merry christmas with me and you Lurdawg We're from the SOUUUTHH, no one's got all the teeth in their mouth, It doesn't matter with the family 'cause we're from the SOUUTHH Paula Dean's my b**h, Jimmy Dean's my right hand stud We be cookin' that rabbit, just like Elmer Fud We're plain' that Bluegra** like it depends on our lives, We hit the beats just like we hit our wives There's enough weapons here to start a war but today we're gathering to talk Christmas lore It's Christmas time, all you j**s stop your wining we're getting' drunk, let's just say the moon is shining Grandpa k**ed a possum, with the knife he got in 'nam It's the other white meat, that's why it's our Christmas ham Deep fried, pig rind, beef hyde, open wide, that's how you know we're the legitimate south-side We've got more jerky than the US Navy and don't you know it's served with a side of gravy Chorus (All) It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South There's gravy all, down in my mouth We got food, and whiskey too It's a very merry Christmas with me and you Jo Rida Yo it's Christmas ya'll, in the state of tennessee, Open up that present, said what's it gonna be? We'll have some turkey and some gravy We all like gravy, we all like gravy! We got that southern hospitality that christmas spirit Now here's a list of people that we won't allow near us: Jews, m**ms, and Buddhists too If you from Mexico then you gotta go too We don't like Injuns, the real ones and the red ones If you come near our house then you gonna be dead ones If you're from Canada, f** you If you're from Europe, f** you also Did I say no j**s yet? Hal, get me some more o that whiskey Chorus (All) It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South There's gravy all, down in my mouth We got food, and gravy too It's a very merry Christmas with me and you Boz-Dat I heard that there's gravy I'm real glad you called An AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas, about to be thawed You can't rush our albums the haters will blush When they sit down to dinner and the room goes a - hush Spittin' our spits and twanging our twangers AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas beats out those piff bangers We call it the war of northern agression And our dukes of hazard will you teach you a lesson Our hist-ry aint' pretty but niether is yours When after our whiskey we walk on all fours A1 or Nutella ain't nothing like gravy If I can't have my sister and make her my lady Then I'll make my own gravy from scratch that'll doo Grinded up cow feet shipped from Kalamazoo Gravy gets poured on things good till they're great On AWWWDICULOUS Christmas I know what I'll ate Chorus (All) Gravy Gravy, I love gravy, Mmm Lemme get some of that gravy Yes sir, nuthin like a big jar of gravy It's finger-lickin' good