We've all been rubbing shoulders With the man whose name starts with a G I seen him round before Fairly often now but presently I'm not ready I sense him size me up So I try to avoid his eyes I'll take him with one kick Between his bony thighs I'm not ready Her stay was short, her kids Were left without her maternal light This happens often But it never sits quite right See, why you come for those Who did not know what they had coming And why you pa** all those I would swear that did? I held my grandpa's hand While you took him for his hardest ride As his last breath filled the room His horse rode in It was his time I know But some things I just don't understand Would it be fair to send Pretty invitations? We've all been rubbing shoulders With a man whose name starts with a G You just might take me but You'll still be sore between those thighs