(Wake up everybody, get up!) Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater I'm hungry, I want something to eat Something with a crunch and very sweet Just woke up so you know the scenario I'm craving cereal like Cheerios May be forced to drink, I might munch But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice In my stomach I heard a voice It said: "Please feed me, my tank is on empty I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me" So I said "okay", and got my bowl Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold Sat down at the table and said my grace Because I knew what was about to take place "Yum yum, eat 'em up", my belly said The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed! Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller He's got... Did you ever know a noisy eater? Well it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again I don't know where I should begin Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd And said "Quiet down b**h, you munching too loud!" Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller He's got... Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller He's got... Quiet down b**h, you munching too loud! Yum, yum, yum, yum yum Mmm, that's good! They all thought I had stopped And where's the gravy? No matter!