Ass in the air, turd ring dialating Matted bu*t hair, an*l vapor rising Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging Give it to me, let's begin the purging I open my mouth and catch it as it drops I chew and chew and love it brown and soft I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue With a sh** eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung [E.C.] [D.C.] I'm a sh** eater Steaming chunky hunk of log Taste it smell it eat it all Maybe one turd maybe two Whatever I can get from you