Now sweet mother nature Why must you do this to me Must I be so offended By this comedy Well, I don't give a flying' 'Bout what he has to say 'Cause the hair's all wrong The shoes don't fit The eyes the eyes No mystery Big s**er Small guy [Chorus] k**er k**er Ooh my my King Sap Oh and Princess Sag King Sap Oh and Princess Sag I read it in the paper New romance Puff puff vapour Career chance Spineless spreading Of legs and lies Reception reception stuck in a lift Dress hiked to her thighs; She pucker moan and sigh [Chorus] On TV TV What a pro Toupe' toupe' Where the hair don't grow Spineless spreading Of legs and lies Reception reception stuck in a lift Dress hiked to her thighs She pucker moan and sigh, [Chorus] King Sap Oh and Princess Sag King Sap Oh and Princess Sag