Had 'em dressed in their Sunday best calling me dirty words Had a few drive by shootin' me the bird Night-stalking me, callin' my phone blowing up Going all Carrie Underwood on my truck They get crazy and mean And everything in between You can't blame no one else When you brought it all on yourself Don't tick her off, break her heart, tell her lies Don't feed her any lipstick alibis Ain't nothing she can't see through No telling what she might do Maybe get half-drunk, half-wild and wanna fight Keep yelling at you, cussing at you all night Hell-bent on tearing you something new When she goes all country on you I've had 'em burn my clothes in a barrel in the front yard Revenging and binging up my credit cards Post pictures of me naked with my ink showing through In the places no one knew there were tattoos Don't tick her off, break her heart, tell her lies Don't feed her any lipstick alibis Ain't nothing she can't see through No telling what she might do Maybe get half-drunk, half-wild and wanna fight Keep yelling at you, cussing at you all night Hell-bent on tearing you something new When she goes all country on you They go out of their heads Hell, yeah, they get all red But you can't blame no one else When you brought it all on yourself Don't tick her off, break her heart, tell her lies Don't feed her any lipstick alibis Ain't nothing she can't see through No telling what she might do Maybe get half-drunk, half-wild and wanna fight Keep yelling at you, cussing at you all night Hell-bent on tearing you something new When she goes all country on you Don't tick her off, break her heart, tell her lies Don't feed her any lipstick alibis Ain't nothing she can't see through When she goes all country on you Come on