[Verse 1] My little brother’s in the other room, that’s why my house a mess I’m a victim to these afterthoughts, yes I’m sure you could guess why Yes I’m sure you could guess why, why The sink is full of dishes, Pizza Pockets in a pan But I guess if you get hungry I can heat them up again if you like If you like, how’s your night? Watch your step over that box it’s my bad My little brother is a handful oh man, oh man Or do you like to play funny games I got Scrabble or Candyland I’m a handyman, my candy band, spinning Beatles I’m a Abbey fan on the needles I’m spinning records for you I’m spinning records for two [Chorus] She came in through the bathroom window, disturbed my golden slumbers Had to carry that weight ’til the end Her majesty come together (right now) Hit like Maxwell’s silver hammer, it’s something I’m a mean Mister Mustard [Verse 2] Made it through the gumdrop mountain, octopus’ garden playing Oh, Darling Here comes the sun that rainbow pa** is only saying the end Sun king to king candy let’s pretend, let’s pretend My little brother’s in the other room, that’s why my house a mess I’m a victim to these afterthoughts, yes I’m sure you could guess why [Chorus] She came in through the bathroom window, disturbed my golden slumbers Had to carry that weight ’til the end Her majesty come together (right now) Hit like Maxwell’s silver hammer, it’s something [Outro] Hey Jude, don’t make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better