--Thin Arthur-- "Is she coming? Come in." --Aunty Jack-- "Alright we're gonna do a real dance. It's called 'the Aunty Jack,' and it goes like this. Hit it!" You put your elbow on your knee Your leg up on your chest You put your finger in your ear You kind of shake and roll around Your doin', your doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack (I rip your arm off) Doin', doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack You put your right foot up on your nose Elbow down on your toes You put your stomach down on the ground Kind of bounce it all around And your doin', your doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack Doin', doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack (Come on, let's do it) (Ooby oob-ow Get the right foot up Your finger down in your ear Leg up on your head Your doin' the Aunty Jack Uh, I like that) You stick your finger in your eye Your big toe in your ear You put your elbow on the ground Kind of roll yourself around Your doin', your doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack Doin', doin' Doin' the Aunty Jack (Come on and do it) Do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, Doin' the Aunty Jack (A-bop-a-lam) Do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, Doin' the Aunty Jack (The hard part) You stick your left hand on your nose You put your right foot in your mouth You kick your left leg in the air… Whoooah!! "Bloody hell!"