[Verse 1] I ate my breakfast And watched a TV show Drank a pot of coffee Got in my car and went off down the road [Interlude 1] I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties [Chorus 1] Every Dunkin' Donuts corner I'm makin' lefts After every McDonalds I'm gonna turn right And I ain't stopping 'till California And everything's gonna be just the way that I like things to be [Verse 3] I bought me a shotgun On my way through Ohio Rolled on to the next town Stopped the car and rolled down the windows [Interlude 2] I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every f**ing thing [Chorus 2] Pull me down wife beater cop and with nothing said I unzipped myself and I let him give me head And as I left him there bleeding out on the car floor He mumbled " I've never felt this way about another man before." [Interlude 3] I used to jerk off just to f**ing people Now i jerk off to people jerking off to me [Outro] Oh I'm a change machine Better f**ing listen to me Oh I'm a change machine Ohio I'm a change machine Better f**ing listen to me I'm a change machine Oh I'm a change machine You better f**ing listen to me Change Oh I'm a change machine Better f**ing listen to me Oh I'm a change machine Ohio I'm a change machine You better f**ing listen to me I'm a change machine Better f**in' listen to me