[Originally by Dead Milkmen] My life is easy My life ain't hard I spend all day in my f**ing back yard I ain't go not money and I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on the street see people say I got no ambition But I least I give a sh** about the stuff I eat yeah I care about nutrition Tried to get a job at the retail store, but I could not stand the competition so I spend all my time at hanging out at the shore, giving myself a skin condition I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on my feet People say I got no ambition Well at least I give a sh** about the stuff I eat Yea I care about nutrition Yea I guess I get upset when I see on the tv all the people in this world that are starving Well there is nothing in this world that can come and bother me when I smell the turkey that is carving I am starving! Moses I'm starving! My folks say I gotta get myself a job and they ain't gonna support me All I am to them is just a lazy slob why is it that they did not abort me? whoo! I guess I must hang out on broad and south living by my intuition well at least I give a sh** what I put into my mouth yeah I care about nutrition Nutrition is good for me