If I were you and you were me Would you work my body tastefully Or run my reputation to the ground 'Cause if I were in your shoes Life would be a pleasure cruise And the use of my cliches, they would astound How long have we been blood brothers? Please remind me, I haven't a clue So here's to you I wish you well 'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell So shake hands And make this transfer complete Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly sweet I know you're scared, and so am I But now is not the time to cry Any sign of weakness is dismissed So look at me and hold the gaze It'll only last a couple days We'll lock our fingers 'round each other's wrists How long have we kept from the others Just exactly what we're going to do? So here's to you I wish you well 'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell So shake hands And make this transfer complete Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly sweet [Break] So here's to you I wish you well 'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell So shake hands And make this transfer complete Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly You, I wish you well (How long have we been blood brothers?) 'Cause when we switch you'll surely go through hell (Please remind me, I haven't a clue) So shake hands (How long have we kept from the others) And make this transfer complete (Just exactly what we're going to do?) Tonight revenge is tooth-achingly So shake hands Shake hands Shake hands Tonight.