In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime [Verse 1: Chris Webby] You see I roll it up and light it when my Zippo gets ignited It's an addiction at this point so what's the point in tryna fight it Pa** a bong with Miley Cyrus, and Michael Phelps in a cypher Even Schwarzenegger hit it, when I pa**ed homie the lighter Puffin that pharmaceutical so Cali's where I'm movin' to Blazin' on a sunny afternoon this sh** it beautiful The sun is in the sky, but you still can see the moon While I'm (blazin' on a sunny afternoon) Cause I'm feelin' spectacular, puff puff pa**enger On a NASA spacecraft up above pa**in' ya Abra-cadabra, I'll make the weed vanish b**h Brain damage, tree bandit, rollin' up the cannabis Kickin' back baby and I'm lovin' it While I be puffin' on dozens of my herbal supplements That's just how I does it, so somebody grab a dub of piff And I'll go grab a dutch to split, and we'll be gettin' dumb as sh** [Hook] Help me, help me, help me sail away Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury, blazin' on a sunny afternoon [Verse 2: Chris Webby] Uh, yeah, and you know I'm not the sober type So f**in' high that I can barely even hold the mic Always smokin', but yea I got probation But f**, rules are made to be broken right? I'm a crazy dude, burnin' watchin' paper-view Munchin' on some Asian food, roll a J, of haze or two Stay higher than Harry Potter flyin' on his broom While I'm (blazin' on a sunny afternoon) Chelsea have you seen me lately?, I think I'm goin' crazy Tokin' on a vaporizer till my brain is broken baby Rarely sober, I can't help it I'm a stoner Always got that fresh out the baggy weed aroma When some say it's a bad habit, I just f**in' laugh at it Grab the bong and pack it and hit it until I'm asthmatic Brain always movin' slow like it's some bad traffic You can't OD on pot? sh**, I'll take a stab at it [Hook] Help me, help me, help me sail away Well give me to good reasons why I oughta stay Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon [Verse 3: Chris Webby] I'm always twistin' up the ganja Since 8th grade graduated with high honors No one's gettin' higher when I roll the EZ-wider I'll be chillin' with Harold and Kumar munchin' on some sliders Where's my f**in lighter, yo somebody grab the Illadelph I'll step my game up from water bottle bongs I built myself Gettin' super silly, smoke fills up the room While I'm (blazin' on a sunny afternoon) When it comes to marijuana, I'm a heavy user Even puffin in my dreams, pa** a J with Freddy Kruger It's like my medication at this point in life I start itchin' when I'm stuck without a joint to light Cotton mouth like I've been chewin' on my t-shirt Girls are third, money second, but I need my weed first So you wanna burn? hope you got an ounce to bring sh** I gotta go, yo I'm late for drug counseling [Hook] Help me, help me, help me sail away Well give me to good reasons why I oughta stay Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazing on a sunny afternoon In the summertime