Ever since I saw you On my so-called life, I've been writing you these letters Asking you to be my wife. But its been almost a year And still I've gotten no reply, I'm a**uming you have met some other guy. So I sit in my room, Watch Romeo & Juliet A thousand times. I wish I was as cool As Leonardo is But I'm not. I went on Jerry Springer To confess my love to you You said I didn't have a chance And there was nothing I could do You told me I was crazy And wished that I was dead. You threw a chair right upside my head Today I highjacked a plane I wrote your name across the sky, Miss Clare Danes. But they were waiting on the ground To take me straight to jail