Astronautalis - Quite Possibly the Dirtiest Freestyle I Have Ever Done (Intro) lyrics

Almighty, all righty What do you say we do some freestylings? That sound good? How many people, how many people have seen me perform before? All right, for the rest of you - they're all gonna give me things to rap about and maybe you should give me somethings to rap about too, and I'll rap about them Good? Great, grand Ah, ah, anybody? Yes? Positive K "I got a man, what's your man got to do with me?" What's that? Brush your teeth with diarrhoea? sh**... already. Wednesday already? Yeah what you there, my man? New Smyrna Beach? NSB s*ut town for life? f** yeah, dude Toothpicks? New Smyrna Beach, brushing your teeth with diarrhoea, Positive K, ah to- and to- toothpicks Am... and let's go for fi- what you got there, with your hand politely raised? Are you looking for advise? Or do you just wanna hear my story? You're tryin' to write a blog? Okay, cool On Myspace? You're gonna Myspace her about it? Hah - that's a hot way. That's a hot way to let your girlfriend know I hope I never get a Myspace that says "Hey Astro, what's up? I'm pregnant." Or just a comment. What if it was a... an ultrasound in the comments section It's like, it's like a You Tube video and you think "Oh it's just gonna be like a cat runnin' off a bed and hittin' a f**in' blender", but then it's like, it's like "Hey dad, give me child support" Okay, so it's brushin' your teeth with diarrhoea, toothpicks, ah convincing your girl that you didn't give her a yeast infection, Positive K and what was that last one? New Smyrna Beach - NSB, okay