Astro Safari USA - Royal Rumble lyrics

I knew this one girl who really liked wrestling. "Yo we should body slam!" she would always text me. She said she likes it hardcore, baseball bats and barbed wire, thumb tacks that are on fire. Yo I think something ain't right (right?!) She threw me through a table last night (holy sh**...) She don't know it ain't real life (But you should see our home movies... they're pretty tight) I'm in awe and it's awesome She's like "dope, it's a problem!" Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin') And her middle finger, always flashin' I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden We're just gettin' started Let's get ready to rumble I can take some bumps man I can take some tumbles, But she thinks that every night is like the f**in' Royal Rumble. Then I start to get a little scared when she grabs a steel chair Like she's on the top rope, girl how'd you get there? Yo I think something ain't right (right?!) Gave me The People's Elbow last night (bang bang) She don't know it ain't real life (Now that was pretty messed up, I wouldn't let her do that again) I'm in awe and it's awesome She's like "dope, it's a problem!" Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin') And her middle finger, always flashin' I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden We're just gettin' started Let's get ready to rumble shorty Let's get ready to rumble shorty Let's get ready to rumble Maybe I'd be down if you called yo friend We could have a little bout for the tag team championship An Irish Whip to the ropes I'm bouncin' back with a clothesline Think the belt's mine then you Drops the leg drop, the Brooke Hogan Her finishing move and a slogan I'm knocked up, I'm Seth Rogen (What?) Man, what you been smokin' I'm in awe and it's awesome She's like "dope, it's a problem!" Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin') And her middle finger, always flashin' I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden We're just gettin' started Let's get ready to rumble shorty Let's get ready to rumble shorty