God sent a flaming message from space today To destroy the human race Right down, even to the Puget Sound Everyone thought he was going to send his son But instead they got a billion tons of rock That pounded down into the Pacific crown Upon arriving, this fiery ball Destruction rained down upon us all Even down, down to our little town We held hands close, at the edge of the earth As the pacific died of thirst No-one even cried We just all stood there petrified As the earth began to divide It's a shame that we'll never know The conclusion to our favourite shows We will never know the outcome Of those fanciful lives on TV After the earth had split in half Its gravity relaxed Down, down to your warning frown We held hands close as we spun into space And we waved down Down, back down to our Puget Sound