Ashtray - Vegan lyrics

I heard him say the other day I'm a Vegan I don't eat meat or cheese I don't eat honey I don't touch dairy products I can't wear wool I think this has beef broth in it I can't eat that! What the f** is wrong with cheese? What the f** is wrong with honey? I heard him say the other day, I'm a vegetarian I won't touch red meat, and I don't eat pork I only keep chickens for pets, and I hardly eat fish Get that steak away from me, I'll have a salad! What the f** is wrong with steak? And how the f** can you eat fish? I heard them say the other day, we eat organic We shop at community market, what the f**'s a twinkie? Only non-GMO soybean products, it better be cruelty free! We only eat unbleached flour, white sugar's the devil! What the f** is wrong with twinkies? What the f** is wrong with you?