I stood in the shower Waiting for life to unfold It could have been an hour Cause I stood there til the water got cold So why don't you come on over So you can treat me like gold But now please don't get me wrong, honey It just doesn't seem right Cause I'm the center of the universe And I'm all alone tonight You say that I'm not very sympathetic, you do Well that's all fine and dandy if everything was revolved around you So I think you're better suited just making my wishes come true Cause you don't want to lose what you've got, honey Please don't get uptight When the center of the universe Is here with you tonight Every day and evening I'm the star of the show So if you're considering leaving, baby there's something I think you should know You could be there with me, following me as I go But you'll have to wait back there, sugar. I'm not impolite I'm just the center of the universe and the stage is mine tonight.