Asher Roth - Charlamagne lyrics

I'm bored, I just wanna record Hit the mod on Discord [Spanish ?] Damn the man safety empire All these campfires, earthquakes and hurricanes I blame Charlamagne Leaky faucet water main, charter plane Carter Wayne, Sean Vince, all the same Gang gang, pardon me I'm dorky, I'm horny I'm almost forty I'm Jordy Nelson recording escorted by Danny Elfman Selsun Blue, had a dude who always had a crew cut But grew it to his bu*t to prove he do what he wants Suddenly concludes his shampoo don't do nothing Uses new found youth to abuse substance Girlfriend's cool, hates [?] How to lose a guy in ten days, Kate Hudson, we love it Watch them bake things in the oven, fu*k it Usually it be brownies, cakes and muffins Sometimes becomes more extravagant, sugar in the cabinet Lend it to my neighbors 'cause they never end up having it Kaepernick should've had a job as quarterback, sh*t He'll complete linebackers sit and traffer it That's immaculate, actually think it's more metaphor The forces distort the sport so they can ensure They provide the cure and the disease Tend to believe sperm ain't ready for the world, gotta freeze 'em Maybe next millennium, wait until the pendulum swings Back to when rims would spin on black Navigators