Asher Roth - Toni Braxton lyrics

[Verse 1: Asher Roth] Rap sh**, that's it, roll a blunt and pa** it Smokin' on some home, got me feelin' fantastic Ash spittin' lip is similar to hittin' Badminton k** him if he's sittin' on my shuttle car galactic Last pick, gym cla**, homie, you were that kid Big backpack and with overload on chapstick Ask Chris, he was low on the pota**ium, asthma attack Every time you ran track And then, rode the bus, in the front He sat alone when eating lunch.(what?) And made sure retainers and container make your braces Even straighter than the way he would debate And his first date was in 11th grade With Mindy Chuwang of the foreign exchange Cause' he was the only one that could speak her language "Trade you rice pudding for a PB sandwhich." What was his name? (who?) Starts with an A, a blonde kid, and I think he's a j** But anyway, nowadays, yo that muthaf**as' famous Rappin', grinds Toni Braxton in Vegas Got a side of curly fries and a milkshake Fell asleep inside a bread aisle with a mixtape Who ever let that guy in made a mistake Cause he's gonna' try to slide inside every miss state Miss Maine, miss Ma**., misses Minesota even Though you got a man you know I don't give one Iota Yea, I know that Idaho Iowa anotha hundered Told Montana that I'd call her back, Maryland you see me comin' Cause I'm runin' cross the country from one sun up to one sun in Yea I been lovin' hunnies ever since I used some sunnin Now sellin' little youngins' even though im still one If you see me in your neighborhood, better grab ya buns Tighten up that a** fast ash gettin mad a** Last to admit little dick with a fat sack Bad b**hes definish by a fat back Pat in the sack bring it back lemme' pat that [Verse 2: Boyder] Ding dong, doorbell Big dong, bringed out I say my name and don't care what you think 'bout Look up, big cloud, that is the result Of a Brain Bang blunt, can you pa** me the salt Dykey, yeah I know you got some Where ever you live is where I'm not from Your girl upside-down, like a opossum Wreckineyez says, "It's aweseome" I wear sweatpants and just smile and sh** Call up beautiful babies and while I sh** And the topics usually consist of When she masturbates, I am who she thinks of I'm buff, and I make stiff mixed drinks Make funny jokes then I give chicks winks And I make their boyfriends feel all awkward But all day I was studying long words So I could use them on you True, you don't like me, well it's all good Cause baby I am Joey bag of thick jawns That means I be hanging out with thin chicks Yeah, I just chill and eat Thin Mints I'll give you an example, for instance... I'm just playin' but seriously Will somebody please grab me some cereal please And a phone, so I can prank call Topanga Tell her that Corey couldn't beat me in Jenga This one jawn told me I was a character That made my head bit like a caricature So now I just wear hats with some plastic snaps And show up to your party in a**-less chaps