[Intro] Yo, can we bum a cigarette? Yeah, go ahead Alright, you ready [Verse 1: Asher Roth] [?] I could be a Transformer [?] out of order On the corner selling p**n, Jack Thumb on my plumbs, I'm a real Jeff [?] Set, cut the check, wanna move to California Married and divorced all up in the same summer Susan Summers and the [?] hand warmer Cam corder on, drive me home Land Rover Aristocrat, beurocrat, diplomat Listening to Juelz, it made me wanna rap Now I'm on his track and these girls all on me Telling me my perfume smells like clean laundry Dog Bounty Hunter [?] his drier sheets too Clean underwear got me feeling brand new like woo [Hook: Asher Roth] Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) Smells like laundry (Fresh) Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) [Verse 2] Now they smell like Henny and some reggie in the sack Jazz in the background, cigarette ashes n***as spend money on spinners Laundry detergent, expensive a** dinners n***as used to buy Backwoods for the lil ones It sound like Harlem Shake, I'ma k** 'em Got-ta-got-ta-nah-nah Otis I feel like Jigga in a Focus Backpack with a twan sack they ain't noticed Cause out here you could smoke weed in the open Don't be a menace to church And don't ask how n***as did work Cause every time I got a stain on my shirt I was coming out the mud like I was digging on dirt [Hook] [Verse 3] [?] All black looking like I'm up to something I don't give a f**, I'm still mobbing on 'em [?] I might slide on 'em Now the phone ringing, that's the b**h calling She just hit a lick and I need it all She was in the town, I was in the [?] Checked twenty bands then I k**ed the throat I met a bad hipster b**h [?] One thing that Larry hates is hating hoes [?] smoke, bad b**hes, stripping, [?] Now it's two in the morning and the b**h catting off Smelling like fresh laundry when I'm on a b**h couch Hit my n***a Chuck phone then I [?] Got a wammy in the kitchen, hundred thousand in the couch n***a smellin' like laundry [Hook]