Asher Roth - Hot97 Funkmaster Flex (Freestyle) lyrics

[Intro] I think it's that time man Like you said, we're partying man This is your show but, I just wanted to come in Show some love, you know what I mean? [Verse 1] Welcome to the show folks, I'm glad you can join us For all these slow-pokes and slow learners I'll tone it down, they ain't ready for my sound yet But funkin' round, they funked around and found it I'll put it down, leave the whole town astounded Rhymes stay stout, no doubt, well-rounded Fest the plump, call me Professor Clump The best is yet to come so let's tell 'em where I'm from Um, Morrisville 'bout thirty minutes north Of the first exit saying next to Philadelphia And for the health of ya, use all your stealth Or you catch a healthy helping of some brotherly love Don't you dare, this is where we declared independence Let's not forget all our friends out in Trenton Not far from where G. Wash crossed Home of Ben Franklin and Rasheed Wallace Rip it like a Piston on a Ducati Engine If you in it, then you in it If you splitting, get it stepping This unfinished business with me and the record Fifteen minutes of me funk flexing Yes! Throw away your weapons Didn't Virginia's Tech tech teach you a lesson Check (check), what the heck? Where's ya head been? It's Ash Roth with the change in a segment [Interlude] Change it up Flex, Change it up Flex What's next? What's next? Change it up Flex What's this? What do we got here? Oh shooooo- This is it, this is the jam right here Little Redman Anyone rhyme on this before? [Verse 2] It might be the summer heat, got me thinking differently But, it seems to me that I seem to frequently (uh) Freak a beat, see I'm freakish lyrically Sneaking on the scenery, no more swearing secrecy (nuh-uh) Beat sneakers keep creeping through the streets Keep keeping on, keep thinking I can leave But, I'm knee deep, got that feeling when I breath Every breath, every step, I can see it in my dreams Even though I don't sleep, third song this week I am haunted by demonic ambiances usually Yeah I think they call it fear, he's strong, you're weak Well I whispered in the ear, you're wrong, I'm free Cause there's no wrong way to word a perfect verbalist It's hard to come across, mother F-ers done it all Nothing left to touch upon, yeah I might just touch a star Puffing on a stuffed cigar, huffing just to rust my thoughts Rust my thoughts, me and Flex going off of thought Going off of tough, yeah this is rough Not rider like DMX but dang, what is next? This is live, we ain't taking off but I'm vexed Piece to it, peace to New York and everybody into it Might move here cause I stay fluent They show me love on the streets, I was sitting on the streets When three kids came up to me and said "peace" and asked for an autograph They was like, "You is Ash? You're the kid that did I Love College" I laughed and I said "man, there's so much more to it than this" And if you don't get it by now that I spit, then split! So back to it now, I represent Nah this is what I do when I repent But I never do, I come into it like full force This is Fort Knox in Flex's building, fort box And if you don't get it, you'll see the video Yeah I get video hoes, kick 'em out of my party yo Because we only rock with 8s that get down and stay late And they drink blunts, but who drinks blunts? Only I do And that's what I do when I come through, and get sick from the flu But it was food poisoning from Noboo I had red snapper, yeah Asher Roth is a rapper But f it, I don't really give a ish I don't mean to curse but I do just a little bit Yeah I'm not perfect, I brush my teeth too hard Then my gums bleed, yeah I don't mean no bars But these bars got 'em locked down, chip it on pop down I don't give a F, I'm not New York like the lox now But I still keep it on lock down Now I'm in Flex putting it off on the top now So off the top, this is how it goes This ain't a miracle, no spiritual lyrical thing That's like elementary rhyming to me But please, that's what I do when I have to speak a free Freedom of speech, the first amendment what it is I amend it, the second amendment And get them kids out of the streets Cus we gotta teach 'em education They wasting them times and they gotta be patient though Cus mother nature takes the same pace, we taking it Ran in the amazing race, the amazing race But we in survivor mode, this is like an NBC show I can't believe it yo, I gotta pa** go Collect a couple dollars, and then set up a place on Park Place Now I'm amazing, I got this look on my face They're like, "Damn he's crazy, I can't believe what he be doing" A college kid and he straight screwing up the industry Tell 'em you don't have to be street to be a G And that don't mean a G, I mean a G-E-N-T-entleman That's kind of an Andre 3000 thing But I don't care, I still like it so I take it And I put it in a freestyle, I never bite it I just bit a sandwich the other day cus I liked it It was good, had avocado in the middle Got my fatty-a**es and you know it, mega threes But this be a free so please I'm just having fun, see my teeth? I'm smiling, you can't believe this can you? Tom-boy be wild and Brain-bang behind him Got my man Funk Flex on two's wilding Out scratch it up, take it back to the ninety's We be rhyming all day dog, look behind me There's a- There's a camera right there And I will stare for five seconds and check my hair I'm cool, and even if you thought it was a wig, I'm good I'm Zach Morris spitting on it, cat goring litting on it Yeah, ha, what what it is? Flip the beat up a bit, nah this is it This is spit, I don't know we got all day I be on the air for awhile this is hey Hey how you doing? What's up? Chill for a little bit Check my sideburns and my little beard stubble Stubble, Barney Rubble little look alike But I don't care, Fred Flintstone roll it up right Put it in a J, and I don't mean to talk about that smoke all the time Cus you know that these kids listen to every rhyme we talk about So I need to talk about more stuff like not talking about knocking em out Talk about build em up [Verse 3] Build em up! So, I swear to god what it is! What it is! Ash from the east, Philly rep-represent But we just took that beat off and slid it to the right This another Nas joint, make 'em look all night When I walk into the room, Tiger Woods what you doing? Shook his head said, "Nice putt last year dude" I think you lost this year to a dude who didn't know what he was doing On a far par four-park fork course, hit the par ohh.. Fore! Yeah that's what I do when I tell em to watch out for who? Asher Roth, white kid from the truth The truth, what I do when I'm in the booth But I'm not there right now, I'm in front of the Hot97 Mike Jackson, rest in peace in heaven, we miss you already And it's only been 3 hours and I don't know if the news is ready for it I think you in a coma from cardiac arrest But still I wish my best, you left a leg- Acy, please, my legs is going out from under me But I never stop like I was Donavan McNabb From the line of scrimmage in the last SuperBowl Terrell Owens was waving on 'em, but who cares ? That's a Philly word if you don't know it from New York But who cares? Pop the cork let's celebrate dog, put it in the air But this is how we do it And I don't care if I don't have a rapper voice that you used to Truth dude, I be in the booth and I'm chilling all day sipping ? New boo? What? Who knew? I don't know, I'm just sipping on a Miller Lite And I'm chilling here, I'm not tryna fight Nah, I'm tryna be alright, lean back with my boat shoes on Truth dog, I don't give a F which you on You on something that I'm not on And all I'm tryna do is get my swerve on Or my swag on, whatever Soulja Boy talking 'bout But truth be told, Asher Roth knocked 'em out [Outro] Made you look I made you look, Flex! I made you look