Asher Roth - d**h of Autotune (DOA) Freestyle lyrics

[Intro: Asher Roth] The only rapper to...be an elementary school teacher [Verse 1: Asher Roth] Ash is back, s** my cul-de-sac That goes for all those who pose like Spence Pratt Whacks that can't rap but they think they're the sh** When I'm hangin' out in Vegas, makin' out with ya sis Ahh, f** reality shows, it's sad to see the tragedy reality shows Reality that rap ain't goin' platinum no mo' So I have to find an avenue with rapping befo' I got a warm fuzzy feelin when I'm flappin' the flow Started with some cold chillin' and a tap of a toe Now they tappin' my phone because Im rackin' up dough And now that Asher is a factor they be at my back-do' (oh) Dialogue with Viacom, playing X-Box with Megan Fox Call of duty I fire bomb entire squads, R's and Uzi's Riots on insider wars, beyond movies, (?) I'd rather lose than fire shots, I power this youth Who'd rather shoot than try and talk and get to the truth You know I'm rooting my troops to keep trouping We start a revolution simply through good music Get used to it dufus and do new sh** You Reese Witherspoons is clueless Oh sh** I'm silver stoned excuse me Keep getting loose and syracuse is so soothing But don't confuse me, my jersey still say A. Roth Or AKA "Never Take A Day Off" Since Bernie Madoff, the banks would pay off Our friends and our fans are the ones that's laid off It's work, and no play, salad, and no steak 75 days straight with no (break!) Ahh, pysche I be chillin' be watchin' Ellen feedin' little kids lemons watch their face start swelling, up s** it up, pucker up, bu*tercup, when enough is enough, nip tuck it in the bu*t Cause our a**es are a**ets Ash is invested in ma**es of ma**ive, ashes to ashes Ash is the master of ceremony no lonely island phony flowin' though I'm on a boat (mothaf**a!) In north cadillac, on the fourth hour shaft My boy drinks Cris champagne off'a a** I just laugh cause that's actually true You don't believe that? Check it out on Youtube Point a cam in the hand see the man Brain Bang Check the rex in the decks while he chase after s** This ones for Funk Flex, and the "Greenhouse Effect: Volume 2" is the truth Got my penis erect [Outro: Female and Asher Roth] Female: "Uhh, Mr. Roth, you have a ma**ive erection." Asher: Don't act like you're not impressed