(originally by Drake) I know n***as love Jay-z, n***as be lowkey crazy Say they don't love hoes, but they do only God knows These days I need something different in my life These days I need somebody to get it right I don't need no dude that's perfect, I need a dude that's worth it Don't need no dude bout nothing, I need a dude bout something These days I need somebody to hold me down He keep it real and he don't front everytime he come around Like I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one So if you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one So if you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one Don't need no dude that's cheating, don't need no dude that's lame Don't need no childish boy that's always tryna run some game I need a dude to keep it trill and he remains the same and he won't get behind my back and try to flip and change no Telling all his friends he don't really be f**ing with her no and then he hang up call back hang up call back woah and then he hang up call back still blowing up my phone leave me alone Cause you got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one You got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one So now you having girl problems I feel bad for you son You got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one You got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one You got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one So now you having girl problems I feel bad for you son You got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one