ASAP Science - SCIENCE WARS lyrics

[ALL] Welcome to Science WARS! Chemistry-Bio-Physics-Mathematical But which field is best? [PHYSICS]: I understand the force and energy Quantum mechanics and relativity My field is pure and they rely on me I see the universe like nobody You may have made fun of me in high school For being awkward and following the rules Now I've got laser (WOW, That's really cool) May the ma** times acceleration be with you Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory [CHEMISTRY]: If you want to feel a bond Then I can give you a good reaction The elements that make up life Are my essence, are my satisfaction All the other fields out there are so basic Yeah, I'm the central science Keep your eye on me I'll get you charged If you need me, call me up on Avogadro's Number If you leave me, take a titrant Shove it up your acid buffer Dopamine and serotonin Will keep you good and happy So get your flask and your gla** all set up And begin to understand the world! [BIO]: Within me you'll find life's beauty In genetics and ecology Symbiosis and not division Unless it's mitosis or the study of fission Even if you don't pa**, at least you'll enjoy my cla**! Evolution, has brung us along All species singing one song [MATH]: If you want to learn about the world I must say I am the purest field of study you can take Immune to misinterpretation The blueprint of creation The backbone of all things science No bias, just constant augmentation In your mind, and observation No gadgets, just your logic and your time [PHYSICS]: And PIE [ALL]: Together we will find the answers to life! With physics-bio-chemistry-and math We can...SCIENCE!