Out in the parking lot The first snow was coming down I hid my frown and decided it was time His jeans were sagging, shoelace untied I put it all aside He parked the wagon The tail pipe dragging Find 1340 on your dial It'll make you smile Join Roy, Bob & the boys On W-I-R-Y, oh, why? ‘Cause in this great big nation We're your hometown station So we bought the ring With a color center stone I wore an antique skirt With polka dots and a shirt The judge staggered in the room Stinking of gin and gloom I saw the witness wink ”10 bucks and I'll sing” Find 1340 on your dial It'll make you smile Join Roy, Bob & the boys On W-I-R-Y, oh, why? ‘Cause in this great big nation We're your hometown station So we married By the shores of Lake Champlain The sun was going down I felt a flutter in my brain And I wondered was it wise To share my surprise Turned the radio on with the same ol' song…