You got ninety nine problems I got eighty proof Mixed in seven different drink to forget about you And that's what I'm gonna do It only took six months and five whole weeks I swear to god forty ounces never felt so free So free of your memory 'Cause it's three strikes You're out In this two player game And girl I think we're one in the same If you could just drop you problems at the bottom of this bottle I would drink you all the time I know it's hard to swallow But it feels alright yah But you'd rather be a b**h to me So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey I've got a big Hunch that you don't give a sh** And I've been kicking myself for not realizing it But all that's over now 'Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim And they don't got a singly problem with the way that I am And they're dying to hear me out 'Cause it's three strikes You're out In this two player game And girl you know I've won either way If you could just Drop you're problems at the bottom of this bottle I would drink you all the time I know it's hard to swallow But it feels alright yah But you'd rather be a b**h to me So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey Aw aw aw aw aw If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle I would drink you all the time I know it's hard to swallow But it feels alright yah Drop your problems at the bottom of the bottle I would drink you all the time I know it's hard to swallow But it feels alright yah But you'd rather be a b**h to me But you'd rather be a b**h to me So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey