Arthur Hinds - Never Underestimate lyrics

Well, I was ranting down the road in my pickup truck Defending the faith and the land of the brave Got a fish on the front, a cross on the dash And a sticker on the back says "Jesus Saves" I drove into the woods where I knew those heathen raged I had to save them all from the dangers of the New Age Bible-armored, I got out of my truck A righteous man with many souls to win I followed the sound of their wicked singing Till I found them there, dancing in sin I preached from the Book, exactly how it read Till one jumped up, wagged her finger, and this is what she said: Chorus: Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes 'Cause if you ever do, then surely you will get a big surprise You'll find that she is positively practicing the Craft of the Wise Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes Surrounded by these witches, my legs went into twitches Before I knew it, I was dancing around All that joyful singing set my heart to ringing Filled to full with that magical sound I jumped up in the air every time their drum went BANG I chanted with them all, and this is what we sang: Chorus I woke up in the morning flat on my back Staring at my clothes in the top of a tree I sat up in the clearing, head in my hands Oh, my Lord, what's become of me? On the tree was a note; it was writ in lipstick red A shiver went through my heart when I saw what it said