Good morning, children I'm glad to see you here, na na na na You're growing older daily There's something you must hear Two, three, four I'm your teacher, children, and I think you realise Your elders are too wise to be opposed I'm your teacher, children, and I know you will not mind Being treated as the blind by someone like me who knows A scholar I suppose Now I'm going to count to three And you'll be following me I'll show you through a door you've never been through before But you'll be there You're sitting comfortably Don't be afraid of me I'll show you what to do, you know it's nothing new Why should you care? Now we're going to repeat yesterday's lesson After me: a-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten! A-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten One two three four five six seven eight nine ten Now we're going to do a scientific experiment I'm going to stimulate the brain of this traffic light And if he thinks nice things it will go "Boo!" But if he thinks horrible nasty things, then it will go "Yay! Yippee!" Now let's begin!