Arthur Brown - The Experiment lyrics

I'm the multiracial transplant man With a fifty nation brain I'm thought-proof, unpolitical And my nerves just won't feel pain They've set my pleasure pattern To a constant state of bliss My waste products evaporate I don't need to sh** or piss What would I do if I were you? I really do not know Smoke dope, drink beer to drown the fear Or find a mind to blow Or ask this question just in fun: "What is that you do that can't be done?" Boo! O mighty father we have made You are the master, we the slaves In church of stone we kneel to thee With rod of guilt thou setst us free O beat me now that I may see How wrong I was to question thee On the Eastern side of the Western border strip There was a certain man who took a certain trip He didn't want to stay but he couldn't get away So he gave it up and got it out and gave his wife a lay Yes, he gave his wife a lay and then he put it all away Made a cup of coffee, wife had a smoke Got a little bit bored and found another bloke Cat split and made a mess, chicken nearly flipped Tried to get it together and almost missed Take a walk along the strip, don't ever lose your way There'll be a cat who'll tell you where it's at and tell you where to get a lay Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen and they'll come back for more Don't lose your head when you're in bed, don't let 'em know the score Now listen all you women, you're not like what I say Eat your crisps and carrots, eat your marrow too Dip it in your yoghurt, the rest is up to you Light a candle up and let it melt into your fire Wait a little bit longer, you can go much higher I used to get up early in the morning And listen to the rumbling of my bowels And as my sphincter was yawning That's when I'd practice my open vowels Stop! Don't point that cosmophonic beam at his pineal gland!