Art: There's a party tonight, at my friend's house ten minutes walk from here Where'd the beer disappear? We'll be right - The bottlo shuts at midnight Long drunk walk to the Royal Exchange Strange shops boarded up, untouched since the war Strange c*nts pa** by on the sidewalk Drunk mutts in a pack, big bottle of Coke, mix that with black - shake it up, shake it up - oh! Pa** around the bottle to the Cosmo's chicks Have a swig with the boys and the c*nt from King St. Drinkin' in the park when the cops get called Jizz lickety split, makin' eyes at the chick Kid: Case and a mate, trolly good golly There's a party in M-Ville, down at Molly's Rock on up - what's up, get stuck in a toy car Destroy stuff, hook up Cause tonight's the night, gonna find the right Slurry in a hurry, not a dyke that bites We got the beer, got the buds, got the wheel, got the punch Cheer, get amongst, can you steer when you're drink Wheel in my left, beer in my right Never fear, cause we're here, start the night Jump the back gate - never knock As long as you got the case, we're all mates ay Hey, who sprayed on the back fence What an offence - Aren't we all supposed to be friends Beer on the floor, beer on the roof Here to f**in' score, here with my troops Here to get amongst it with a bit of monk sh** Get crunk, kid, on this skunk sh** - funk it Art: So we went to the party, I met a girl - she went off to her room...