We're minor celebrities Cause that's what we're made for We're minor celebrities When we're at Macquarie We're minor celebrities As high school teachers We're minor celebrities Yeah we come here too There's a small-town feeling Whenever I go there Cause I will be recognised by at least four people I can't go bra shopping Cause someone will see me I'll see my Year 8 girls Down in the changeroom Oh my god Hi Miss Their smiles are beaming I love to see them smile But it gets on my nerves too We're minor celebrities Cause that's what we're made for We're minor celebrities When we're at Macquarie We're minor celebrities As high school teachers We're minor celebrities Yeah we come here too Sometimes I go there I think I saw no-one Then later they see me They say that the saw me Why didn't they say hi Say Hi in the first place It's really annoying It's really annoying I go to Macquarie Much less and less lately I know the girls mean well But it kind of bugs me But I shouldn't say that Cause they smile so widely I make jokes with them like You girls make it harder and harder for me to meet my drug dealer We're minor celebrities Cause that's what we're made for We're minor celebrities When we're at Macquarie We're minor celebrities As high school teachers We're minor celebrities Yeah we come here too