I am showered and shaved, I am naked and dry It would take a fresh man to be fresher than I Washed my hair twice, I rinsed and repeated I gotta leave the house by a quarter to ten if I wanna be on time for work I load up my backpack and start to walk Sweet It's a beautiful day, I fantasise about the beach and all day behind this counter I hear voices from the street And I wonder where they're going and I keep the door open Keep the fresh air flowing to my brain And it's OK cause I won't be in this job much longer If disco record sales follow projected trends So how are you today cause I'm 400% better than I was a week ago And if these trends continue-- eyy! Sweet Met this girl last week who I'm rather taken by She was the first thing I noticed the second I arrived at the gazebo I'm changing into black today at 4 o'clock I haven't got a funeral I think I've got a new job And I am showered and shaved I am naked and dry It would take a fresh man to be fresher than I I read as much as I can, I fantasise about the beach And all day inside this body I hear voices from within And I keep the door open to the twilight zone I am self-obsessed, I am pure ego Sweet Someday you'll realise I was the best you ever had.