Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song lyrics

Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya Gonna go out and play some golf My golf bag's full of the latest stuff I'm gonna go out and play some golf My putter alone was a thousand bucks I'm gonna go out and s** at golf Think I better take a muligan ya, ya Think I better take a mulligan I put my ball in the pond again I think I better take a mulligan I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH Can I get another mulligan? Get up get up get up get up get up A get down get down Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree Please hit the tree There must be something wrong with my clubs All my friends hit it farther than me YA all my friends hit it farther than me I just hope I clear the ladies tee Everyobody hits it farther than me Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3 That kid just hit it farther than me Get up get up get up get up get up A get down, get down Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry Slow down ball, slow down down down Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree Please hit the tree I took a day off for this Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no Never be as good as Tiger Woods My balls always goin off into the woods Never be as good as Tiger Woods I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?) Never be as good as Tiger Woods Get up get up get up get up get up A get down get down Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree Hit the tree hit the tree I really hate this stupid game