Arrogant Worms - Vincent The Christmas Virus lyrics

This year at christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody's meeting vincent The christmas virus Vincent the christmas virus He's the one that'll keep you up all night He's the festive parasite Vincent the christmas virus He's the gift that keeps on giving all night long Vincent the christmas virus ain't k**ed by penicillin Doesn't notice aspirin Don't matter if you're fit and trim But vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol So get real drunk on christmas day Let's all toast to vincent (yay!) *fiddle solo* *guitar solo* Vincent the christmas virus *more fiddle solo* Vincent the christmas virus *more guitar solo* Vincent the christmas virus *more fiddle solo* Vincent the christmas virus *fiddle and guitar solos*