Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin' gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got the christmas blues, man this job is k**in' me And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys I use to be jolly, now i'm depressed Had a twinkle in my eye, now i've got a bullet proof vest Cuz if the pace don't k** me, some gun totin' yahoo will They keep on shootin' at me like i'm some sort of big fat red criminal Got the christmas blues, i'm starting to see That i gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies Man, i hate kids, especially their letters Cuz i always give 'em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin' better Well, maybe i'm getting cranky cuz i'm gettin' old But i just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coal I got the christmas blues, man, enough's enough Next year you can find some other s**er to deliver all this stuff I got the christmas blues, i tell you, i'm gonna quit Gonna find me a steady job with good benefits Ho ho ho? i don't think so!