Arrogant Worms - Proud T O Be A Banker lyrics

I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'cause i get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my coffee On my best shirt. so i had to change and then I'm late for work. so i rush into the meeting Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is And i don't really give a damn But i don't have another job And so i lie and say I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'cause i get to talk to stimulating people I open up my mail Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank Saying that i have only 20 hours to go To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year So i run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup And i'm yelling and i'm screaming And i'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'cause i get to screw with other people's lives I took out 40 bucks From the automatic teller. it told me That i couldn't 'cause i just had 10 But that can't be 'cause i just got paid on friday So i go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup And i'm talking to the teller She says "wait i'll get your last month's statement" She comes back in 7 hours Says i've got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that And for the box i never opened and i don't have overdraft protection And i think i'll die before i pay off all that i owe and i don't even Own a car I'm pleased to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm pleased to be a banker 'cause i get to play with other people's money (he's a banker) Would you please endorse this cheque? (he's a banker) Do you have any a**ets? (he's a banker) You should buy you shouldn't rent (he's a banker) The cheque will cost you fifty cents (it will cost you fifty cents) (he's a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents He's a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents) (it will cost you fifty cents)