Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Edna And Ida lyrics

Edna and Ida are living in a home Both in their eighties, both widows Their kids only call to say They'll come by some other day Well christmas came and the kids did not So Edna said 'thats their last shot' She called a taxi to the bus Which took them down to Las Vegas Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every cent Of their children's inheritance Shooting craps down at Ceasers Knocking back margueritas Ida on her walker Edna in her chair Dancing on the table throwing money in the air They were at the strip club making noise When they spotted two frat boys Who they got drunk and married later In a ceremony by an Elvis imitator They laid down for a nap and never got up At the reading of their wills all the kids showed up The lawyer read the crumpled note that said 'To everyone We can't take it with us, but you ain't getting none.'